Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems likea minute. THAT'S relativity.
-and this is said by the gr888888 ~~~~~~~~~~Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg